by Peter Cavell and Megan Phillips

Cast: 3F 2M

Runtime: 90 minutes

Jerks, morons, flakes – let’s face it: PEOPLE SUCK. This hilarious and all-too-relatable musical theatre song-cycle explores the many, many ways in which humans are just the worst. You’ll wish for your optimism back!

If you’ve ever been on the internet, had a telephone conversation with another person, or left your house, this show is for you.

WINNER - Best of Fringe, Patron’s Pick, Ed Mirvish Award (Toronto Fringe)

“Gutsy, entertaining, and meaningful”

- The Varsity

“Oozes with delicious frivolity…This show belongs on bigger stages with bigger audiences.”

- You Should See It Melbourne.com

“Catchy tunes and deviously clever lyrics“

- Artsvox

“Side-splittingly hilarious”

- Mooney on Theatre

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